A new friend came over to my apartment after I gave her a
heads up that my apartment is dullsville. She walked in, observed my twinkly
blue lights, drawings piled high on my table and photos of my friends on the
wall and told me she didn’t think my apartment was boring at all. She gave me
some tips on moving my furniture so my couches and chairs aren’t jammed in the
corner. She advised me to wrap twisty ties around my TV cords so they don’t
look so chaotic and throw colorful scarves over everything to brighten the
mood.
She also said I might want to think about doing something with my spare
room, which is empty except for a suitcase.
Also, she said if I were interested in having a boyfriend,
my apartment didn’t exactly say welcome. Mine wasn’t the sort of living space,
she said, that would make me feel open about being in a relationship. The
pictures of my friends on the walls gave the impression of someone who likes to
be independent and admires other independent people. Really, I’m just
interested in portraits and unique characters for writing and drawing purposes.
We went into my bedroom and she said, “I can tell which side
of the bed you sleep on.” It was the side that wasn’t occupied by clothes and
books. If I wanted to welcome the idea of having a boyfriend, I might want to
start making the whole bed hospitable and buying another lamp to put on the
other bedside table. I don’t think I’m going to buy a lamp and clear off the
bed for my phantom boyfriend, but it’s an interesting idea.
My friend looked at my drawings, which often feature couples,
and she told me they would be great to put up on the walls. Also, I might want
to get into the habit of buying two of everything: two candles, two lamps, two
vases, whatever, and put them side by side. I immediately thought of the couple
in the French movie Delicatessen: a
weird and wonderful movie. The female character’s vision is so bad and she’s so
clumsy, she buys two of everything because she expects to break one of
everything in her home. She attracts a retired circus performer who plays the
saw to accompany her cello music. I guess that “buy two of everything” trick
worked for her.
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